formerly broadway roxy







rufio don’t call the cops //(taylor the latte boy cover)
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cover art credit

((4 context, check this song. fucker aint got shit on me i am WOOING his ass.))

theres this guy who comes 2 trollbucks
and i kinda wanna tap that
yeah i kinda wanna tap that
but is he dtf

he comes in at 4:13 
and i smile an say sup sexy
yeah i smile and say sup sxc
but b4 i wink hes left

so today @ 4:13 
i decided i should chgnge this
i decided i shluld change this
so i spiekd his drink w/ gin

and 2day at 4:13
when i smiled and said sup sexy
he said did u put something in this
and i was liiiiike yeah dude ur fucked cha chinnggg score one for roxy lalonde also did you know these doors can lock from the outside? friends in low places buddy, we are about 2 get to know each ohter.

i guess youre stukc with me now
we;ll party hard the whole day long

and he was like grl im gonna sue you
which provides the inspirtaiotn for this song

rufio, dont call the cops
we’re stuck insdie this coffeeshop
but rufio, dont call the cops
i love you, i love u, i luv you

so tell me all about yourself
i wanna know your deepest sercets
i wanna know your deepest sectrest
like do u have any ink
yeah its only 4:13
and im not off till 7
so lets talk about your feelins
and your fucked up creepy kinks ;)

we can pass aronud the bottle
cuz you gotta loosen up now
its confefssion time with roxy
buddy no 1 else will know
and hey look this isnt kidnap
we;re just sharing converstaion
u got hotness, i got vodka
this is all just quid pro quo

i said are u into blonde chicks
cause i think we could maek this work

he said “im older than your fahter”
and im like “i dont even hav a dad u jerk”

rufio, dont call the cops
were stuck inside this coffefsehop
but rufio, dont call the cops
ilu, i love you, i love u

i am conivcnedd that we could have
a flawless time 2gether
we might be locked inside this place but you can be sure
that i know some ways to make it better ;)

rufio, dont call the cops
we/re stuck inside this coffeeshop
but rufio, dont call the cops
i luv you, *i loev you, *i love you

already memoized your number
every nite i go home + creep ur tumblr
rufio, don;t call the cops
i leov eyou, *i loove you, *i luuuuuuuuv uuuuu
ily, iloveyou, i love you



broadway-tavros:

Mmm. Fresh new sick rhymes by M.C. Nitram. 
download
Lyrics:

don’t touch me

don’t touch me

don’t touch me

don’t touch me

don’t touch me

my, my, my, my sick fires hit me so hard

makes me say, jegus lord

thank you for blessing me

with my two big horns and my robotic feet

it feels good when you know i’m down

a super dope trollboy alterniabound

and i’m known as such

this is a sick fire (UH) u can’t touch

i told you stupid don’t touch me

yeah that’s how we die you know don’t touch me

look at my horns man u can’t touch me

you know let me bust the sick rhymes u can’t touch me

fresh new legs advance

you know i like that and you know i wanna dance

so move out of your four wheeled device

and get a fly troll and catch this rhyme

the handicap’s rollin so move a bit

and let me know it’s goin on like that like that

culled on a mission so pull on back

let em know you’re not enough

and this is a troll you can’t touch

i told you u can’t touch me

why you standing there man don’t touch me

yo start the servers sgrub is starting but don’t touch me

give me a sick fire

you know i can’t write so i’m not for hire

now they know when you talk about the Summoner

you’re talkin bout strife and you know you’re gonna burn

strider’s twitching so pass him a mic

or some tables to learn what it’s gonna take

and now he’s gonna burn

my levels legit

i can’t flarp so i might as well quit

that’s word because you know

you can;t touch me 

break it down

stop pupa time   

go with the flow in a spin if you can;t move to this

then you probably are dead

so spin your horns in the air

bust through the moves run your fingers through your hair

this is it for a loser

i can’t dance i’d get a few bruises

move slide you know i’m not bold

just for a minute  bv  go in hero mode

(mode mode mode mode) yeah

don’t touch me

look dude, don’t touch me

you’re gonna get burned boy

cause i won’t let you touch me

start the servers sgrub’s back in break it down

stop pupa time

don’t touch me

break it down

stop pupa time

every time you see me that strider’s just so hype

i suck on the floor and i suck on the mic

now why am i even singing this

when strider makes records that are downright hits

I’ve toured around skaia, prosput to derse

it’s pupa go pupa it’s pupa go pupa

and the rest can go and play

don’t touch me



broadwayharley:

here is my broadwaystuck debut!! :)
i figured i would go with something super broadway so here is one of my favorites!
i hope you guys like it too!!! <3

jade’s turn (rose’s turn parody) from gypsy 
lyrics:

all that work and what did it get me??
why did i do it?
scrapbooks filled with me in the background
give ‘em love and what does it get ya?
what does it get ya??
one quick look as each of ‘em leaves you D:
all your life and what does it get ya
thanks a lot and out with the garbage!!
they take bows and youre batting zero :\

i had a dream!
i dreamed it for us, john!!! :)
not just for me, john!
and karkat vantas…
you can KISS MY ASS
you stupid fuckass!!!!!!! <3

weeeeeell someone tell me!
when is it my turn???
dont i get a dream for myself????
starting now it’s gonna be MY TURN!
gang way, world, get off of my run way!!!!
starting now i bat a thousand!
this time, boys, i’m taking the bows aaaaand…

everythings coming up jaaaaade! :)
everythings coming up harley!!!!
everythings coming up jade, this time for me!!
for me!
for me!!!
for me! :D

foooooor…
MEEEEEEEEE

<3 

download! :D

omfg what a qt 



broadwayrufio:

Have a ridiculously late in the evening song, and by late in the evening, I mean it’s almost 6am here. Sweet. Enjoy. What have you. I’ll reblog this onto the main broadwaystuck blog at a time when there’ll be more traffic. ~Broadway Rufio

Download here.

There’s a chick who works at trollbucks
She’s super fucking creepy
She’s super fucking creepy because of many things.
I come in at 4:13, and she smiles and says “sup sexy”
When she smiles and says “sup sexy”
I feel the need to shut my wings.

So today at 4:13
I decided I should speak up
I decided I should speak up in a proper sort of way

So today at 4:13 when she smiled and said “sup sexy”
I said “I’m fine and my name’s Ruf’yo”
And she swooned and then said “hey”
And I said my name is Ruf’yo and thanks girl for the extra foam.
And she said her name was Roxy
Which provided all my thoughts for this damn poem.

Roxy the latte girl
Bring me a drink that won’t make me hurl
Oh Roxy the latte girl
You’re creepy you’re creepy you’re creepy.

So last week she got her nerve up
To slip across her number
She slipped across her number
On the holder of my cup
So today at 4:13, Roxy told me she was single
And she said this with a wink, at least I hope that’s what that was

Clumsily she flipped the lever to prepare my double latte
But for me she gave quadruple, and she told me so I know
Yeah I saw her flip the lever, and she gave me a quadruple
She didn’t know that stupid slip-up, would just cause me to go
She said, “I get home at seven, so you know when you can call all week.”
I said, “Don’t worry about it, cuz my phone service is out cuz of some freak.”

Roxy the latte girl
Bring me a drink that won’t make me hurl

Oh Roxy the latte girl
Ignore me, ignore me, ignore me
I’m pretty sure that she’s the girl who’d fall for any lover
Then finally a voice whispered, “Roxy listen, you know that you can’t do this, you’re on my time”

Roxy the latte girl
Bring me a drink please don’t make me hurl
Oh Roxy the latte girl
Stop talking, stop gawking, don’t stalk me.
So many times you’ve started flirting
And yet every time you speak my head starts hurting

Roxy, the latte girl
Forget me forget me forget me
Just shut up, and no I won’t date you..

hey guys i totes have a rebuttal 2 this coming up soon
keep an ear out cuz its p much fatnastic



broadwaydi-stri:

Aw hell, looks like I just teamed up with Roxy for this one.

strifeLyric

Original Battlesong by Deltron 3030 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ShU5APE7wc

y^8  Lyric Sheet  8^y

Blowin’ my mind


Universal monarchies warring over their supremacy

Best way I can think to raise up our infamy

Went out and with Roxy backing me

Apperafied up to recieve

Documents from the Official Embassy
 




You think this is a good idea? Man don’t you see?

To give ourself an edge prize money’s what we need.

But they need, like, some battleforms?

Yeah, we could get them for free?

No can do Stri we’ll have to pay the entry fee.





It was worth a try when we landed over on Prospit

Visual  adjustment was a must and step up contestant

Number 12 I was 13 he started bursting

Ammunition that wasn’t working

 

His rudimentary technical abilities couldn’t kill me

Knocked me for a loop but I could still breathe

He had the crowd going by appearance

Here comes the anticipated interference from his squad and gods

 

I bust back with an onslaught of hydrothermiclyde

To burn their third eye

Though outnumbered~ I come wit heat

And trigger a massive explosion~ to the beat

They hit me with compressed air left my chest bare

My straight katana takes ‘em out by the next snare

 

Blowin’ my mind

 

We won the bout

Just as vitality gel was runnin’ out

So we’re back to the ship

Pull a map from our blip

 

Manipulate the cursor recharge our essentials

Set the coordinates then flow

Through a trillion miles of space

With style and grace

 

Next stop Veil

To rock these new tales

Atmosphere methane

Be strategic like a chess game

Leave this hearthrob with chest pains

 

We had to battle a horror in his black light form

He dazzled me adding three points to his score

Engulfed the microphone~ with darkness added three more

The panel started to roar

 

I had to find the core of his power

He stretched his hand causing me to blackout

It tore my sword out we couldn’t back out

It took out Lalonde and

 

We’re takin’ a poundin’

I bust out an a cappella that’s astoundin’

Rox tore a unibeam through his spleen

Pulled out her x-ray cannon to disintegrate the phantom

 

It’s night finite cell structure ruptured

His form began to bust up into clusters

Shadowy masses spread to the greater darkness of outer space

Now we’re placed first among clients

 

Blowin’ my mind

Blowin’ my mind

 

Serve due more space travel “Computer”

“Yes Strider?”

“what have you?, Next destination?”

“The planet of LOHAC the Beat Plateau”

 

Oh, This is appealin’. Hyperspace

With mic in place

We was off

Breathin’ frost in the void

Thinkin’ what if we are lost

Ha entertaining ignorant thought

 

Land ho

LOHAC we entered the port

Fill out a few forms then we meet a denizen

Named Titan

Mere humans could never defeat me

 

He’s a real charmer

I threw on some plasteel armor

He wanted to steal~ the talents that I worked so hard for

A biter hardcore

I swung out a few~ times and opened him like~ a car door

 

He was a quadruped four arms (pause) He hit me with
four four arms full of bronze

I said “Roxy now, take the shot”

(You got it)

 

It was the theme

Made a slight alteration in my scheme

Lit him up by a commission beam

Bust his metal sheen

 

Leaned toward his dome piece

Seremed the back of his neck (pause)

With a cranial explosive drillpiece

Literally blew his mind

Can’t ever beat this

hey im n this!! like a litlt e bit. unreal jam, stri *wonk* chekc it out guys!!!



sequinedcatnip:

broadway-tavros:

broadwaysollux:

broadwayfeferi:

This is my first song I’ll be posting on here as Fef! It IS in a lower octave, so, naturally fef would sing lower ;> 

Download is here!

Anyone Else But You - The Moldy Peaches

Eridan: You’re a part time matesprit and a full time moirail
The cape on my back is your purple sail
I don’t sea wwhat anyone can sea, in anyone else
But you

Feferi: )(ere is the sand and )(ere are the bubbles
We s)(ore are cute for two fis)(y people
I don’t sea w)(at anyone can sea, in anyone else
But you

Eridan: the land forgivves me, the sea forgivves me
so wwhy can’t, you forgivve me?
i don’t sea wwhat anyone can sea, in anyone else
but you

Feferi: i will find my crown in your )(ive
and wear it to keep your spirit alive
i don’t see w)(at anyone can see, in anyone else
but you

Both:
Du du du du du du dudu
Du du du du du du dudu
Du du du du du du dudu du

Feferi: Swim )(ere, swim t)(ere, swim everyw)(ere 
We’ll glub toget)(er, wit)(out a care
I don’t see w)(at anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

Eridan: You are always trying to keep it real
I’m in love with how you feel
I don’t see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

Feferi: We bot)( )(ave s)(iny )(appy fits of rage
You want more fans, I want more stage
I don’t see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

Eridan: dualscar wwas a powerful man
my name is eridan i’m your biggest fan
i don’t see what anyone can see, in anyone else
but you

Feferi: The moirail quadrant is a pale rendezvous
but it doesn’t mean t)(at i’m not in love with you
i don’t see w)(at anyone can see, in anyone else
but you

Both:
Glub gu gu glub,
gu gu glub 
gu gu glub glub
gu glub 
gu gu glub 
gu gu glub
gu gu glub glub
gu glub
gu gu glub
gu gu glub
gu gu glub glub 
But you

be2t fef. be2t eriidan. cute2t duet. everyone el2e go home.

REBLOG THIS GUYS.<3

awww so cute!



drinking it down //(big in japan cover)
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cover art credit

((1st big mothrfuckin song as a legit bwaystuck! FUCK ye i was psyched as HALL *hell 2 do this one. hope u enojy))

last nite i partied a bit 2 hard
its not quite comin back to me so far
i walked as i slept, an i know itll sound bizarre
oh, but its the end of the world

plz believe me
theres scientific proof
our fucking planets
about to blow thru the roof
theres just 1 thign
that i think we should do
pour some scotch on the rox, 4 me and for u

(liek on the rox
like me
like BODY SHOTZ)

R-O-X-Y
we’re gonna die
so i;m drinking it down
im drinkinit down

O-M-F-G
its u an me
and we’re drinkin it down
we;re drinking it down

now you know i/m not the type
2 be unaware
that gamez a recipe for danger
but u just dont care

the batterwitch is real
this aint no deulusion
im tryin 2 get the facts
but shit is pretty confusin

ill blow up ur computer
if it comes to that
ill appearify a book
onto my fucking cat

do you get it jane
THIS IS RED ALART
fuck ur cute when youre ashamed
but ths is NO TIME 2 FLIRT

last night i partied a bit too hard
its not quite coming back 2 me so far
i walked as i slept, an i kno itll sound bizarre
o but its the end of the world

so grab a shot glass
call up english an dirk
if we;re 2 play that game
we gotta make this work
ill run that fuckin file, but lets just face it
the only way im doin it is CRUNK ASS SHWASTED

R-O-X-Y
we’re gonna die
so im drinking it down
im drinkin it down

O-M-F-G
its u and me
and we’re drinking it down
we;re drinking it down

R-O-X-Y
wer gonna die
so im drinkin it down
drinking it down

O-M-F-G
its u + me
and we’re drinking it down
drinking it down

dirnking it dwon
drinkin i t down

dirking it down
drinking it down



broadwwayeridan:

broadwway!stuck proudly presents:

rent!stuck

track X:

wwhat you owwn

(featurin the vvocal stylins a broadwway eridan an broadwway karkat)

lovvinly mixed by broadwway eridan

rewwritten for homestuck by BE an BK


original music an lyrics wwritten by jonathan larson

we do not own or claim to own the original music

immediately avvailable for dowwnload on tindeck

[Eridan]

Don’t swwim too deep

Don’t glub all day

Divve into wwork

Sail the other wway

That drip a hurt

That pint a shame

Goes awway

Just play the game

You’re livving in Alternia

At the end a all the univverse

You’re livving in Alternia

Wwhere i knoww wwe havve no hope

And when you’re livving in Alternia

At the end of all the universe

You’re wwhat you owwn

[Karkat]

The sever player cannot see

[Eridan]

An the team leader cannot hear

[Karkat]

Yet I see Terezi everywhere

[Eridan]

Tavv’s vvoice is in my ear

[Karkat]

Just tighten those shoulders

[Eridan]

Just clench your jaww til you frowwn

[Karkat]

Just don’t let go

[BOTH]

Or you may drowwn

You’re living in Alternia

At the end of all the universe

You’re living in Alternia

Where it’s like the twilight zone

And when you’re living in Alternia

At the end of all the universe

You’re wwhat you owwn

[Eridan]

So I don’t rule the ocean

[Karkat]

I feel blame, ashamed, regret

[Both]

Friendship’s not an emotion — fuck that!

[Eridan]

wwhat wwas it about that night

[Karkat]

What was it about that night

[Both]

Connection in a double reacharound

[Karkat]

For once we overcame all the odds

[Eridan]

For once wwe ovvercame all the odds

[Both]

For once we’re not AlterniaBound

[Eridan]

Fef, guys, I’m sorry

I didn’t mean to kill you

I murdered my friends!

[Karkat]

I can’t stand that honking

The cancer’s my fault!

[Eridan]

Kar, Look—

You can call me a Hipster Bitch

I don’t wanna kill the lowwbloods

I quit!

[Karkat]

Where’s my glory?

Terezi your eyes

[BOTH]

Dying in Alternia

At the end of all the universe

We’re dying in Alternia

To come into our own

And when you’re dying in Alternia

At the end of all the universe

You’re not alone

I’m not alone

I’m not alone



sequinedcatnip:

Dreams to Dream by Broadway Nepeta

;33 it’s here it’s here! the moment you’ve b33n waiting fur! my very furst song! h33h33! ;33


hold the fuckin phoen
no one told me broadway nepeta was perfetc
*perfect
*purrfect